I hit the big 33 Tuesday!!!

Thank you to everyone for the special birthday wishes yesterday! Gosh, it feels weird being 33 years old now. I had a wonderful experience with all those who made my birthday special! As my favorite author C.S. Lewis said, "You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream..." I have a lot of dreams, & it's encouraging to know that there's no need to factor in age if it's truly a dream.

It's been a great first month at the Rec Center working out. I even purchased a pair of weight lifting gloves last weekend, that will come in handy! Play-It-Again Sports rocks!

Recently had a wonderful experience performing with my Comedy Odyssey friends for Shreve United Methodist Church in Shreve, OH. They were a wonderful audience, which made it humbling to perform for an Alzheimer's Community the following day. I pretty much had to throw out 75% of my act, which is a bunch of one-liners that I didn't think they would understand. Kudos to Jeff Woodroof, who was also there with me and is more of a Cosby-like comic with storytelling. He was a bigger hit, which I anticipated.

Despite the rain, I'm looking forward to this weekend! I'm also happy to announce the re-tweeking of my website, www.richjonescomedy.com which is still being updated, but I'm loving the new format! It makes it more personal & allows me to share pics from shows & traveling up & down the road. Stay tuned for more updates! I also recently met Impact Wrestling Knockout Christy Hemme who was gracious enough to give me a plug for my comedy! Hoping you guys have a wonderful Thursday!


Forever In Christ,

Rich Jones
www.richjonescomedy.com

Psalm 37:4 - “Take delight in the LORD, and He will give you the desires of your heart.”

Cage Fighter Training Continues...

"Sometimes when you sacrifice something precious, you're not really losing it. You're just passing it on to somebody else..." - Mitch Albom

The Cage Fighting training continues... For those of you who don't know, when I say that, I simply mean I'm eating healthy. I'm actually somewhat on the Bruiser Brody Diet right now. It was never anything famous, but just something I read about a deceased professional wrestler named Frank Brody, who was known to millions as Bruiser Brody. Unlike many wrestlers, Brody was very smart about saving his money. According to many interviews I've watched documenting the behind-the-scenes happenings regarding Brody, he often carried around cans of tuna, and ate them rather than spending his money on fast food, that might taste a whole lot better, but are way more fattening. I watched an interview with B. Brian Blair who often worked out with Bruiser Brody. He explained they often ate tuna and carrots. So while, I'm not exclusive to it, I'm substituting a few meals with the same principles, and continuing to eat much better.

My reality show will resume tonight. I was on hiatus, until I bought a new flip cam. The old one just stopped working. They're dirt cheap now & since I love them so much, I went out & got another one. I got in some random stage time last night at the Liquid Room in Centerville, OH. It was fun, because I went there to support someone for a karaoke contest, & during the judge tabulating, I ended up on stage for a few minutes telling some jokes. It went over really well, & I think they'll be making comedy a regular part of their venue in the near future. It's moments like last night that remind me how much fun I have when I perform, & rejuvenates me to write more material.

I had a great time at the Italian Festival the other day! If you ever get a chance to attend a local festival, especially in the Dayton, OH area, be sure to check that one out!

Tomorrow, I will me meeting about another opportunity that would see you guys view my comedy in a new light. I will go into more detail about it once it's a done deal.

At last weigh-in I was 241 pounds. Stay tuned for a lower number soon! Be sure to check out my reality show, The Rich World www.youtube.com/richworldrealityshow

As always, take a moment to check out the sponsor for my weight-loss Mioshe Apparel
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Thank you for your continued support!!

Adios & Vaya Con Dios...

Rich Jones
www.richjonescomedy.com

Philippians 4:4 - "Rejoice in the Lord always. I will say it again: Rejoice!”

Iridescent...

"The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us." — C.S. Lewis

I'm not sure what I'm going for tonight. I had this whole great idea to come on and talk about triumph, but I'm guessing I'll just skip that part. See, I feel like I've been lying to myself for quite a while. I told myself months ago that I didn't have any baggage. My relationships (& I don't mean just romantic) have been very defensive on my part. I always felt I had to defend myself before it was too late. I usually walk away to cool off when someone yells at me or makes it a point to call me out rather than calmly discuss something. It's something I've always done. I probably inherited the trait from one of my parents. I don't think there's anything wrong with it, because a person needs to be calm to discuss something logically. So many nasty things can be said in the heat of an argument.

The truth is, I think everyone has baggage of some sort. There's hurt from before you carry in your heart that you've convinced yourself isn't there anymore. You've prayed your heart out asking for it to be taken away, and yet you think about it the next day, and even the day after that. So does it ever go away? I've often wondered that. I can think of quite a few things I was hot over years ago, and I let that anger burn inside me while the other person probably had no idea they had upset me. At one point, I didn't even want to go to the same church as this individual, because seeing them reminded me of that anger I held against them. I prayed constantly, and finally, let go of the issue it seemed. About 2 years ago, I happened to run into this individual as I was crossing the street. We said, "Hello" to each other. In fact, I even initiated the "hello". It was no longer there. I think about it now, and I feel so foolish for being so upset over what the contempt was for.

Baggage comes in a lot of different forms. There's stuff people blame on their parents, who let's face it, are human beings themselves. To be honest, I don't think I ever rebelled against my parents. I didn't always agree with them, but for the most part, I always tried to be respectful. The things parents do affect us for the rest of our lives, whether good or bad.

Some people blame their problems on God. Which I think is the biggest crock. If you wanna blame God for anything, anything at all, blame Him for loving you enough to give you a choice to either love Him or hate Him. Where I am spiritually is so iridescent right now. There's times I feel like I'm shining and on fire, while there's other times it doesn't seem to show.

The world has programmed everyone into thinking that only the "good" people get to go to Heaven, but that's definitely not true! Look at Christianity for a minute. When you hear the word, so many mixed emotions seem to come to you, don't they? There's been so many people who wore the label of "Christian" on their shoulder like it was a Boyscout merit badge they earned. There's been so many who blatantly seemed to give the word a black eye just for how they carried themselves or how they treated someone in an unloving way. I can say I'm not perfect. I've been very rude to certain individuals. I've done things that have hurt people, and even to the point where it becomes numbing, so much so that right & wrong became shades of grey, and it didn't seem so bad. It's when you have to come clean and accept that destiny without the help of a Higher Power is merely a flash in the pan.

I'm speaking from the heart right now to say that I don't have all the answers. I have baggage just like everyone else. But each new day brings a new, yet the same challenge. That challenge is to let go of all the circumstances, allow yourself to be vulnerable to what miracles God can work in your life, and take no steps backward.

I'm sorry to any individuals who I lead away from the truth, and ask for your forgiveness. How does this apply to me losing weight? Well, baggage is a good way to stuff your face. That much is for sure. So the idea of triumph happens when you give the situation over to God...

Adios & Vaya Con Dios...

Rich Jones
www.richjonescomedy.com

Proverbs 22:6 - “Start children off on the way they should go, and even when they are old they will not turn from it.”

What a long but short Summer!!!

"All our offerings, whether of music or martyrdom, are like the intrinsically worthless present of a child, which a Father values indeed, but values only for the intention..." - C.S. Lewis

Been a while since I've done this, but a lot has happened over the course of that time. I had a wonderful opportunity to perform at HopeFest 2011 in Willard, OH, where I shared the stage with such bands as The Undeserving (formerly signed to Warner Bros. Records), Remembering Venice, Waymark, Judgement Call, and House of Heroes (who are currently signed to Gotee Records). It was awesome to hang out with them & the Green Room was pretty sweet!

For those who are unaware, I recently started my own reality show on youtube. The very first "Reality" show was famously the Real World. My show is titled the Rich World. There's a lot of crazy things on there that I do, & I have no idea each day what's going to be on the next. I figure this will be a good outlet though for you to view my progress as far as spiritual growth & living more healthy. I'm happy to report I had my blood pressure checked at a recent vender setup, and I was 116/81, which they said was really good.

I've been singing a lot of karaoke lately, which is really fun! I never would've dreamed of doing it a year ago! Out of my shell, I've arrived, so to speak. Still waiting on my DVD release, which I heard is currently in the first run duplication. Hopefully, I have it by October for a big show I have, which would be nice to introduce it at. Other than that, not much else to report. Carrots, Apples & Tuna have been my friends lately!

Adios & Vaya Con Dios!!!

Rich Jones
www.richjonescomedy.com

Ephesians 2:19 - “Consequently, you are no longer foreigners and strangers, but fellow citizens with God’s people and also members of His household,”

Giving up...

"I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it..." - Mitch Hedberg

It's amazing what opportunities present them self once you give up trying... Sounds a little far-fetched, I'm sure but that seems to be the story of my life. There comes a point when you try so hard for something that you lose yourself, and it's no longer fun. What's the point of doing anything if it's not fun? Granted not all work is going to seem fun, but there should be a payoff that's worth it in the end, whether it's a warm feeling, happiness for someone else, especially bringing glory to God, or whatever the case might be. I've reached that point, the point of giving up because where I end, Christ begins.

What a great day yesterday was! I'm following a principle one of my friends shared with me. Eat whole foods & nothing processed. If you saw my current diet compared to what I would've eaten a year ago, you'd shreke. I'm still eating cut-pealed carrots like candy. Funny advice I got from him was how to look at pizza. Of course I love pizza. I'm not as fond of the chain pizza places like Domino's or Pizza Hut, but I go for more of the gourmet style & local outfits. I'm sure I'll eat it again at some point, but he said to view pizza as "a slice of bread with a bunch of fat on it..." I'd never thought of it that way, but yeah pretty much! The last doctor's visit I had, he seemed pleased with my weight-loss, so it's going... literally.

I have a few wonderful comedy opportunities coming up, which I'm looking forward to. Other than that, nothing much else to report. I hope everyone is having a blessed week! Thank you for your continued support!

Forever In Christ,

Rich Jones
www.richjonescomedy.com

Luke 12:6-7 - “Are not five sparrows sold for two pennies? Yet not one of them is forgotten by God. Indeed, the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Don’t be afraid; you are worth more than many sparrows.”

Greatest Sharpshooter Ever...

UPDATE TIME!! Life is going, that's for sure. No complaints here. I've had some great shows recently, which got great laughs, but that's not why I define them as great. The measuring stick for me considering they were great is the mere fact that I had fun doing them! It's important to enjoy what you do, and for a while it seems like I've been on auto-pilot with some of my shows. There's a point where you worry, especially when you know there's industry people watching you, which makes it hard to cut loose and enjoy the moment. Believe it or not the show I had the most fun at was an open mic! The reason I enjoyed it so much is because I got to work the audience a little and even poke fun at someone I've known since kindergarten, (all clean of course...)

Eating wise, I no longer stress eat, and getting a better grasp of managing my time. I enjoy singing karaoke now, which I probably wouldn't have done a year ago. Exercise keeps coming, especially in the form of walking. I find it funny when people complain about how far I park from the entrance in store parking lots. For me personally, I like it because it helps me avoid accidents, it's easier to get out, and good exercise to walk.

In case you're wondering why I posted the above picture, it's a representation of what I feel I've accomplished. Yeah, sounds weird, but this picture is of my ALL-TIME favorite wrestler, Bret "The Hitman" Hart applying his finishing move on "Mr.Perfect" Curt Hennig which was when he defeated him to win his first major singles' title, the WWF Intercontinental Championship. This was from Summerslam 1991, and is actually my favorite match of all-time, and in my opinion, the greatest sharpshooter Bret Hart ever applied. From this victory, it catapulted him from being a tag team wrestler to a great singles' competitor, and eventually set it up for him to win the World Heavyweight Championship 7 times. For me, it's a matter of reaching the first pinnacle of my comedy career (short as it's been...) When I first started, I was determined to work with Thor Ramsey. I thought it would only take me a few months, but that turned into almost 4 years, but God blessed me with that opportunity, and even to do a DVD with him! It doesn't end there as with your own hopes and dreams. You shoot higher! That's what I'm doing!

Not much else going on... Thank you for your continued support!

Forever In Christ,

Rich Jones
www.richjonescomedy.com

Psalm 37:4 - "Take delight in the LORD, and he will give you the desires of your heart."

Been Singing A Lot Lately...

Thank goodness it's the weekend, which really doesn't matter for me, because most shows I do are on weekends. I got my substitute teaching license renewed this week, cause I really need the material. It's actually fun for me to sub for the most part anyway. It has its days.

What a week, indeed it was. My sister came into town and I got to go out to eat with her. Honestly, I didn't go crazy as much as I would've before. I don't even feel food driven anymore. Even had a discussion with one of the cashiers at Trader Joe's yesterday about my purchase, which was two bags of peeled carrots, which I now eat like candy. They fill me up too! I don't exclusively eat them, but it's definitely a better alternative than eating a bag of potato chips. I haven't weighed myself since last Friday, which was at the doctor's office where he said I'd lost 12 pounds since my last visit a month before.

A long with eating better, I'm getting out much more. My social life, if you want to call it that is much better. It's amazing the friends and acquaintances that God places in your life, especially at that particular phase of your life. I have several big shows coming up, which I'm most looking forward to. I've even been singing a lot of karaoke lately, which a year ago, I would've never done. Occasionally, I'll try to sing a song that's serious, or insightful, but I love to sing songs that make people laugh just to see me singing them, which explains my recent serenades of New Kids On The Block & The Backstreet Boys. I also recently sang Trashy Women by Confederate Railroad, which was hilarious.

Not much else to report at this time, except I'm alive and doing well. Be sure to check out my sponsor, Mioshe Apparel. www.miosheapparel.com Peace out jabronies...

Forever In Christ,

Rich Jones
www.richjonescomedy.com

Colossians 2:9-10 “For in Christ all the fullness of the Deity lives in bodily form, and in Christ you have been brought to fullness. He is the head over every power and authority.”

Chasing The Dream... Enjoying The Journey...

Last week I had to go into the doctor's office for a check-up based on some new medication I've been taking. While it has nothing to do with the story, I give my doctor serious kudos for not charging me a fee for missing my appointment July 5th (as my brain wasn't functioning properly due to the mix-up with the holiday weekend.) Anywho, so I go in and of course do the regular weigh-in they always do as soon as they call you back. I made certain to set my notebook & clipboard down, so that doesn't get included in my weight, which normally I don't think of till after they take my weight. I don't usually keep track of my weight during my doctor visits.

To my surprise, he told me I'd lost 12 pounds since my last visit, which was about a month ago. Apparently, I'm more motivated and he was pleased. I've been walking a lot more, and certainly eating much better. Of course it's also a plus when you surround yourself with positive people who are willing to encourage you, and share your burdens as much as you should do the same for them.

On another positive note, I recently performed my first comedy show ata Womens' Retreat. It went super well! I got tons of great laughs! They say that women tend to laugh at comedy shows a lot more than men do. A big reason for this is men are afraid to laugh in front of the women they came with for fear of them not liking the joke resulting in a later argument. So it's important to make jokes that are appealing to women, if you're smart anyway.

At this time, I'd like to take this opportunity to introduce one of my sponsors for my weight loss journey. Mioshe Apparel has graciously offered to sponsor my journey. They support a great cause that is dear to my heart, and I would like to encourage everyone to check them out at www.miosheapparel.com

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So what does the future hold? One can be sure it won't be anything left to chance...
God bless & thank you for your continued support!

Forever In Christ,

Rich Jones
www.richjonescomedy.com

Ecclesiastes 8:7 - "Since no one knows the future, who can tell someone else what is to come?"

Still Going Strong & That My Friends... That's Cool!!!

Happy to report the Independence continues!! I'm even doing a Womens' Retreat this weekend... Wow, that should be nothing short of amazing! I bet I'll find plenty of them will respond, I go up & say, "Excuse Me..." by telling me I'm fine...

Lots of great things are happening. It's funny when you find out the people you hang around build you up rather than tear you down, which is why it's important to do the same for them, as you would have them do for you. I've been receiving a lot of encouragement. God has placed a number of wonderful people in my life within the past year. Several of which I had been praying for that type of friendship/relationship.

The life-style modification is holding. The biggest challenge for me this week, will be the arrival of my sister into town. Usually, the family wants to go out to eat, which I will probably be too busy anyway, but will make certain to spend quality time with my sis...

Been having a lot of fun lately, especially getting out of my comfort zone & even singing some karaoke!! I even sang a New Kids' song the other day! Love making people laugh, which is what it's all about. Got to meet some great pro wrestlers the other day, Hacksaw Jim Duggan & Carlito, both of which did intros for my comedy videos!!! How awesome is that???

Anywho, thanks for tuning in to this edition. Love that you guys still care about my progress thanks for the prayers!

Forever In Christ,

Rich Jones
www.richjonescomedy.com

Matthew 24:35 - “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away.”

Independence Day 2011

For many who know this day, it's either associated with the birth of a great nation, or a sleeper movie hit from the 90's about aliens who try to enslave the human race and just happen to be defeated on July 4th. Whatever you remember it as, it has new meaning for me today. As life is all about re-commitments, this too is my re-commitment day. The past is the past, and it cannot be changed, but the future has yet to happen, and we can make a difference for the day we are guaranteed.

I encourage any of you who haven't yet, to follow me on twitter. twitter.com/richjonescomedy

My life is often an open book, and one that I seldom ever thought even I could get through. Great things are happening. I have a potential sponsor for this journey to be healthy. More on that as it comes. Also, I just started a comedy tour with some really great comedians. We are known as the Comedy Odyssey.

As well as the tour, I've been working on my first novel, as well as my first Indie Film, Ehahamony, which now includes involvement from a number of great comedians!! On board, we have Thor Ramsey, Kenn Kington, Jeffrey Jena, Derrick Tennant, Rik Roberts, Ken Groves, Dave & Brian, & more to come! I'm really excited about the response from my peers to be apart of this project.

Many would consider me a hypocrite for constantly struggling with the issue to maintain this challenge. Some people might even say I'm all talk. I will reiterate that life is full of re-commitments. Each day is a new challenge. Apart from Jesus Christ, I can do nothing.

I want to thank you for sticking it out with me, and stay tuned for more news regarding this challenge. God bless!! Happy Independence Day!!

Forever In Christ,

Rich Jones
www.richjonescomedy.com

Proverbs 3:5 "Trust in the LORD with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding;"

I was a different person...

Ever hear that person who treated you no so friendly before use the excuse they were a different person at that time? I've heard it said quite a bit, and to be honest, the main person I've heard say it is myself. It's such a constant battle to fight unfriendliness to those who seem to have a hidden agenda. In my experience, if I'm too nice they'll walk over me even more. More recently, I've tried to go out of my way to help people because life is not just about pleasing ourselves.

I've been told a few times recently that I don't shove my "religion" down others' throats. While I wouldn't classify my faith as a "religion", more so as a means to an end to a new beginning, and certainly based on a personal relationship.

Now that I've been "preachy", it's time to focus on the point of this blog. With any lifestyle modification there comes temptation. There's so many stressers out there to make someone who constantly stress eats go insane. I'm back on track now, but there have been many challenges. So much is heavily based on my spiritual growth at the moment. I faced the challenge of what kind of comedian to "brand" myself, which was never an issue before, yet it keeps coming up in my personal life. I have enjoyed bringing the comedy that I do into places that your average "Christian" comedian wouldn't dare set foot in. It's been a wonderful challenge, and a greater reward to see how much lives can change. Remember, Jesus didn't meet the woman at the well in a church service. I posted this quote on my twitter the other day, but it ring true for my heart, which is being challenged everyday to be conformed to likeness of my Savior.

"Comparing your success to someone else's is like putting a value over two totally different passions & the hearts that beat within them, discrediting one over the other, no matter how many peoples' lives they've impacted..." - Me

Okay, so I'm not rolling in the dough doing what I love to do, but that doesn't matter cause what else would I be doing? They say you should always have a back-up plan. Comedy is my back-up plan!

Today has been a great day health wise. My novel is coming a long. I'm currently on chapter 8 of the first book, which in case I haven't told you it's a 3-part book.

I apologize to those who I haven't been as faithful to post updates to. I still love all of you! Thank you for letting me share my life with you and for all those who encourage me! If you're in the Dayton, OH area this Thursday, June 2nd, come out to the Dayton Funny Bone for a great show which I'll be hosting!

Forever In Christ,

Rich Jones
www.richjonescomedy.com

Titus 3:7 - "so that, having been justified by his grace, we might become heirs having the hope of eternal life."

The Crown I Wear...

It's been a few days, possibly almost a week since I updated all of you. The competition I was in, the World Series of Comedy in Dayton, OH went okay. I didn't win, but it was a great experience! The crowd actually warmed up great after I performed, which was pointed out to me by some of the comics, who said they were sure I would place for that reason. Honestly, I didn't share the same enthusiasm, but still had a great time. I managed to throw in a slam on Xenia, OH, which I actually was inspired to do so by attending a Tim Hawkins' show where I saw him do it.

This Friday I'm performing my very first political rally, which should be an interesting experience to say the least. I can't stand politics anymore. There's certain issues I feel passionately about, but neither side really has my full support. It totally depends on the issues, and the candidates. That's as much as I'll say.

It hasn't been a very big struggle for me, but the last several month it's been weighing on my heart what type of comedian I will be. There's comics who are dirty (which I won't ever be), and there's those who brand themselves, "Christian Comedians", which I don't think is wrong. I've heard comics say they're a comedian who happens to be a Christian, and vice versa. I will admit I've pushed the envelope a few times, but try hard not to. It's easy to get edgy when people are laughing, which I don't think makes it totally right.

One story I recall that totally reaffirms making what I do to be pleasing to God is about Tiffany Arbuckle, who's the lead singer of the band, Plumb. I read years ago, she was about to leave the music industry. She felt her career was over, and not going anywhere. Close to the end when she was about to wrap it all up, she got a letter from a fan that told her they had contemplated suicide, but her music helped convince them not to go through with it. Rather than quit the music industry, she stayed in, and has been going strong ever since. There's so many people out there watching, and listening to what we do. As it relates to comedy, I have the opportunity to make someone forget about their troubles even for a short period of time. How vulnerable can it be to make someone laugh. Try getting on stage with no one else up there to back you up, and make a room full of strangers laugh. It's not as easy as it looks. I should know, because I ran into that myth when I first started. I've been told I'm not funny. I've been kicked off the stage. Some people call it paying your dues. I call it learning from your mistakes.

So as I finish this entry up, I promise I'll talk about the weight-loss journey more tomorrow, but I would like to reiterate the label which I fall under. You will soon know my story, which I'm writing. You will soon see my heart, my passion, and my calling, the crown I wear, and the cost that was paid for me to attain it. It's a strange world we live in.

Forever In Christ,

Rich Jones
www.richjonescomedy.com

2 Timothy 4:8 - "Now there is in store for me the crown of righteousness, which the Lord, the righteous Judge, will award to me on that day—and not only to me, but also to all who have longed for his appearing."

Look On The Bright Side...

Even in more pain today... But I feel even awesomer!! (just made that word up...) Yesterday I walked 3 miles, and tonight I walked 5, while still eating healthy. So it's "go time" as they say. I probably used that out of context, but that's cool.

Life is going awesome. After months of being all-talk, I finally finished the outline for the 3 parts of my novel, which is what I struggled with for so long that caused me to put it off. I'm not so much looking for a publisher as much as I want to self-publish it. I'm not much for how that all works, but the last thing I want to do is sell away the rights to my intellectual property. Plus, there's an animated movie about it down the road. A friend of mine has agreed to help me write the screenplay for it. He's a great voice talent, and I have the perfect part for him if he does take any roles, a demon-possessed man!! I'm so encouraging! I would love to tell you more about the story, but I don't want to spoil it for when it is finished. So stay tuned!

I got two more gig opportunities today! They're both not until the fall, but I'm excited to have my calendar fill up. It's always weird for me to say this, because I can never picture myself in the past referring to the present tense, but I totally feel like a different person than I was even a month ago. A lot of great things are happening, but even in the bad times it's important to stay positive and look on the bright side. Anywho, I think it's time for bed. In the immortal words of Jane Curtain, "Have good night and a pleasant tomorrow..."

Forever In Christ,

Rich Jones
www.richjonescomedy.com

Romans 15:5 - "May the God who gives endurance and encouragement give you the same attitude of mind toward each other that Christ Jesus had..."

In Pain, But I Feel AWESOME!!

I'm in pain, but I feel AWESOME!!! Not only am I down another pound, but I just returned from my walk, which I originally planned to go three miles, and during the walk I pushed and went an extra two, making it five miles!! There were plenty of puddles on the ground from the rain, and my feet are covered with blisters, but it still feels AWESOME!!!

I also ate healthy again Monday, which I no longer feel much temptation to cheat. After so long it's not so hard, like anything you put your mind too, although I wouldn't take credit for this lifestyle change that seems to be heaven sent. I feel bad for a lot of my family who continue to eat unhealthy, without naming names. Thankfully, they don't follow my blog. I'm hoping when they see that even I can do it, they'll be encouraged to go for it as well.

I made some great progress on my novel today, working on the outline of the story, which actually helped in the plot and helps writers stay focused on each day of writing. I must give credit to reading "The Art of War for Writers", by James Scott Bell as an inspiration to do so.

Remember there is no such thing as a self-made man. Everyone gets to where they are with help from other people. As the old saying goes, "It's not what you know, but who you know..." For me personally in comedy I would have to say, even though he probably has never read my blog that Tim Hawkins actually helped get me going to being a better comic and where I am now. It was him and his brother Todd who manages him who gave me an opening spot for him in large churches, which helped me become a better comic for larger audiences. I also give credit to Jeff Jena (who I think has read at least one of my blogs) for helping me get started in the comedy clubs, where they WON'T laugh unless you're funny. Who's helped you get to where you are today? Have you ever thanked them?

Looking forward to a new day, and accomplishing more on this journey! Thank you all!

Forever In Christ,

Rich Jones

www.richjonescomedy.com

Hebrews 7:25 - “Therefore He is able to save completely those who come to God through Him, because He always lives to intercede for them.”

Hoping You Had A Great Easter Sunday!!

“That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food when it got to your stomach. Like you could eat a carrot with an onion ring and they would travel down to your stomach, then they would get there, and the carrot would say, It's cool, he's with me.” - Mitch Hedberg

To everyone out there, I hope you had a wonderful Easter Sunday! I actually went hiking as planned. It was very fun. Even saw a few snakes, which happened to stay near the creek shoreline. Not sure what kind they were, but the picture above might shed some light for all you snake knowledgeable people out there.

I must say, my Mom is awesome! I was having a serious weak moment the other night as I watched her load up Easter baskets for my niece & nephew. The Starburst Jelly Beans looked so good, among other candy. Knowing I was having a serious sugar craving, my Mom happened to have some sugar-free hard candy, which is allowed on the South Beach Diet Phase 1 (which I'm currently doing.) So with that, I managed to avoid making a decision that seemed like a great idea at the time.

Weighed myself last night, and it seemed I lost another pound. Will keep you updated in more detail. My cravings for unhealthy food are mostly gone. Following some great advice, I've been doing a lot of other things, which I love and it's kept my mind off of eating so much. I have a show this Saturday at the Bell Hop Cafe in Bellbrook, OH. Sharing the stage with me will be comedian, Jeff Woodroof, (a very funny individual), and his wife Deanna Woodroof, who will be performing her musical talents. Should be an awesome show!

Hope all is well with everyone... Believe in yourself! God believes in you, and He can't be wrong...

Forever In Christ,

Rich Jones
www.richjonescomedy.com

Luke 19:9 - Jesus said to him, “Today salvation has come to this house, because this man, too, is a son of Abraham. 10 For the Son of Man came to seek and to save the lost.”

A Season...

You might notice I switched my Facebook profile pic to my kindergarten school picture. Funny thing about that is in that photo, I only weighed 40 lbs. This would eventually lead my parents to take me to the doctor regarding my weight. Let's just say he was a GOOD doctor!!! Hoping that made you laugh. I've actually done that joke on stage, and gotten great laughs, and in some cases they had to think about it too long which ruined the joke.

It was a RAINY Good Friday to say the least. I was going to do my 3 mile walk, but actually cut short after one mile, because the thunder and lighting was really close, and seemed to get worse as I kept going. I am happy to report though I have lost 5 lbs since Monday!! Thank you to all who have encouraged me!

No really big plans for Easter, which is sort of odd, because I've always done something it seems. I noticed yesterday that Dan "The Beast" Severn, UFC Legend is returning to my area next month. I'm excited about attending the show he'll be apart of. Dan is a really awesome guy, and was gracious enough to do a plug for my comedy the last time I met him. It was an honor to hang out with him after the last show, and hear his insight on life, liberty & the pursuit of happiness.

Speaking of which, I've failed to mention this yet, but I made the first round of the World Series of Comedy Competition for Dayton, OH! www.theworldseriesofcomedy.com The competition's finals are actually in Las Vegas. Not sure if I'll make it that far, but it's great for networking, and to potentially get work in comedy clubs. I submitted a video to get picked for the competition, and was fortunate enough to make the top 40 comics for the show at Wiley's Comedy Club. If you're able to make it, I'll be there Wednesday May 4th for the first round performance. It's funny because I only know 3 comedians in the Dayton competition. There's so many entrants from other states coming to perform there.

Still eating healthy. I try not to do it, but I find I get preachy at my family for not eating healthy, when I am eating healthy. Anyone else experience this? Most likely I'll blog tomorrow, but in case some unforeseen reason causes me not to, have a happy Easter!!! God bless!!

Forever In Christ,

Rich Jones

www.richjonescomedy.com

Ecclesiastes 3:4 (To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under Heaven) "a time to weep and a time to laugh, a time to mourn and a time to dance,"

Trudging On...

And so it goes, I'm still here. Hoping everyone has a happy Easter Sunday, should I not blog again before then. I called my Mom & gently broke the news to her I didn't want candy in my Easter Basket, which wasn't easy considering she usually puts my favorite in there, Jelly Belly's. Come to find out, she wasn't even going to make me one!!! At least that's what she said. I feel slided. Oh well.

No big plans for Easter. Pretty much just going to church, and possibly hiking depending on the weather. The forecast calls for rain this weekend. If it does rain on Sunday, it would be kind of ironic that it's a reminder of God's greatest wrath (so far) on planet earth would fall on the day celebrating His greatest triumph.

Today I walked 3 miles which felt great! Mixed with a great diet, I'm feeling much better than I was even a month ago. I continue to work on my first novel. I'm finding a lot of great advice from author, James Scott Bell who wrote a book on Plot & Structure. Of course, I seem to have misplaced my book, so I just reserved one from the library, till I find mine.

I think my prayer life is better than ever these days. Of course it could always be better. One challenge I've enjoyed I actually read about years ago from the founder of 5 Minute Walk Records (a Christian Music Label), Frank Tate. "If you spend five minutes a day talking to Jesus like you would a friend, He would become your friend. I know it sounds weird, but I challenge you to give it a try. The next time you're bummed, lonely, scared or frustrated, go for a five-minute walk and talk to Him like you would a friend. Tell Him exactly how you feel and what you're thinking."

Saw some good movies recently that I bought on DVD. The Chronicles of Narnia "The Voyage of the Dawn Treader" was really good! Can't wait for the next one! Also, I really enjoyed Tron: Legacy! Thought I wouldn't but pretty much anything Jeff Bridges does I love (except that movie he did with Barbara Streisand.) http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif

Speaking of movies, I'm also currently working on my first indie film, titled eHahamony. Sounds funny doesn't it? I'm really excited because as of today, I have 6 wonderful comedians who've agreed to be apart of it. If you'd like more information on it, visit www.kickstarter.com/projects/richjonescomedy/ehahamony

Also been challenged to get rid of a lot of things lately. It's been a very liberating feeling, and not to get too cliche', but to quote another great movie, Fight Club, "The thing you own, end up owning you..." & "Only after you've lost everything are you free to do anything!"

Gotta love it!

Forever In Christ,

Rich Jones
www.richjonescomedy.com

Proverbs 3:7-9 - "Do not be wise in your own eyes; fear the LORD and shun evil. This will bring health to your body and nourishment to your bones.Honor the LORD with your wealth, with the firstfruits of all your crops"

Great Things...

Never thought this journey would be more than just about trying to lose weight. Let me just say that my very walk with God has been tested since I took on this challenge last year. Through broken friendships and the backstabbing world of entertainment, there's so many people that seem to want to see you fail.

I find it ironic the Christian Bookstores have a "Self-Help" Section. Is that even possible? The Bible IS NOT a self-help book, yet many people look at it as one, with the stupid idea that God only helps those who help themselves. How can that be possible? I've even heard Uncle Jesse quote it on the Dukes of Hazzard!! If we could help ourselves then there would be no need for Jesus Christ to have ever died on the cross... period!!

With all that said, I'm finding not so much that I'm trying to be a better person, but I'm submitting my life to let God do it for me. It's amazing how much different those two ideas are. If you're trying to be a better person, it's almost as if you're taking credit for the results. If you submit your life to God, and let Him do it for you, there's a lot less stress, and you eliminate the idea that God loves you because you're a good person. He loves you, but not because you're a good person, because He created you in His own image. My favorite author, C.S. Lewis said it best, "The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us."

I'm find a renewed responsibility to fall in God's mercy & grace each day. To forget what other people say, forget their actions & focus on the One who made me with a divine purpose. Vengeance is the Lord's, therefore it's not my place to try and "get back" at someone who may have done me wrong. I don't want to lead anyone astray, for I will one day be held accountable for my actions, as will everyone else.

It's kind of funny because lately, I've been a lot more serious around people, who would expect me to try and make them laugh. Personally, I think it's just where I am spiritually. I'm still working on my first novel, which will be awesome once I finish.

Physically, I'm feeling much better, eating better. I've backed off heavily on eating foods with a lot of sugar. Been drinking Power Aid Zero a lot more lately, which has also been better than overloading on carbonated beverages (I only drink Diet). A lot of great things are happening right now!

Forever In Christ,

Rich Jones
www.richjonescomedy.com

Psalm 126:3 - "The LORD has done great things for us, and we are filled with joy."

Building A Better Me...

While I haven't been as faithful to post these blogs, I would like to assure everyone I'm still alive. The journey continues to build a better me, while still moving forward towards my goal of being healthy & losing weight. A lot of changes have taken place in my life since last year when I began this blog. While some don't always seem to make sense at the time, they have definitely given me a new prospective. Currently working on a few projects. I'm entered in the World Series of Comedy, www.theworldseriesofcomedy.com

Hoping to at least get picked to be apart of the top 40 comics in Dayton, OH. It would be great for networking, and hopefully getting some club work. Also, had a lot of recent shows where I've met a lot of wonderful people. My first Catholic Montessori show went really well. They were very kind to me, as well as the recent Laugh All Night & Dayton Funny Bone shows which were a blast! Currently working on my first Indie Film. For more information on that please visit http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/richjonescomedy/ehahamony

There's a lot of wonderful people in my life right now who are very encouraging! It's amazing how God speaks to you through those relationships. Moving forward I'm being a lot more diligent on this quest. God bless!!

Rich Jones

www.richjonescomedy.com

1 Thessalonians 5:11 - "Therefore encourage one another and build each other up, just as in fact you are doing."

JURY DUTY... YAY!!

Howdy all!! Boy, has this week been interesting. It all started with Monday's assigned jury duty, which is actually the first time I've ever even gone in to possibly be selected. In the past, I was always away at college, or had some excuse that was always accepted. This time, I didn't really try to get out of it, and who would, considering they pay you $10 just to go in, and $20/day if you're selected?? Those are the big bucks there!!

I was half-tempted when going through the security to take my shoes and belt off, just like in the airport, but thought better of it. The defending attorney actually went around to each potential juror in what appeared to be sizing them up, by making reference to what their career was. I was actually one of the first ones he went to. He said he'd never had a potential juror with my profession, and asked if I had any courtroom jokes. I was thinking I'd get out of duty if they saw "comedian" listed as my profession, but obviously I didn't. I told my joke about the guy who sued God.

The case was actually a pretty standard one for this day and age, failure to pay child support. We heard all the arguments from the defendant's family, of how he tries. I felt bad for him, because the job market is so down right now. The most annoying thing about jury duty for me, was after we deliberated, there were at least 3 jurors who kept wanting to not find him guilty based on feeling sorry for him. I didn't convict him before the trial, but I understood the judge's advice that we're to go on the facts, and be convinced "beyond a reasonable doubt..." Key word is "reasonable". Finally, everyone decided on a verdict, and if you can't tell yes, he was guilty. After we were dismissed, the defendant, whose voice we didn't hear the whole time (he never took the stand) got nasty with the judge.

So that was my Monday. I'm happy to report that yesterday I put on an Adidas hoody that I recently bought at a sale. When I bought it, it seemed rather smaller that I expected, but I couldn't return it. But yesterday, and even today it's fitting me awesome!! Hard work and dedication are paying off! I'm about to enjoy some more celery and ball parks (no, it's not all I've eaten since last week).

I'm subbing tomorrow for of all things, Criminal Justice...

Thank you guys for your continued support! God Bless!!

Forever In Christ,

Rich Jones
www.richjonescomedy.com

Job 23:10-11 - “But he knows the way that I take; when he has tested me, I will come forth as gold. My feet have closely followed his steps; I have kept to his way without turning aside.”

Sunday Muddy Sunday...

Needless to say, it's muddy outside. Despite temptation, I managed to avoid my all-time favorite food yesterday... Chinese Food!! I ventured to Half-Price Books, where this awesome Chinese Restaurant my sister frequents is across the street from. I had it like a month ago before a show. Great food, but not great to eat before a show.

Bought some Ballpark Turkey Franks yesterday. There's absolutely no fat in them! Plus, with turkey, it makes you tired for some reason. So, I've heard. I'm definitely starting to see a difference in my face.

Currently reading "Write Great Fiction - Plot & Structure" by James Scott Bell. The first few chapters have really helped me a lot in regards to my own work. Yesterday, I purchased a few of his fictional novels, which I'm looking forward to reading. "Sins of the Fathers", "Deadlock", and "Breach of Promise." I will let you know how they are.

Just recently finished reading Bobby "The Brain" Heenan's autobiography "Wrestling's Bad Boy Tells All." It was very moving to hear his background story and how he dropped out of school in junior high to support his mother and grandmother.

Yesterday was awesome! Got to reconnect with someone I haven't heard from in like 10 years, via Facebook. Heading to church soon, and going to wear a newer outfit. Hope you all have a wonderful day! Thank you for your encouragement!

Forever In Christ,

Rich Jones
www.richjonescomedy.com

1 John 3:18 - “Dear children, let us not love with words or speech but with actions and in truth.”

Happy Saturday All!!!

The weekend is upon us... It was a great Friday for me. I was supposed to substitute teach for Criminal Justice, but it was canceled due to the weather.

Next weekend I get to hang out with the Jeff's. Comedians Jeff Jena & Jeff Allen, who are both hilarious! I've worked with both of them, and they'll be doing a show in Miamisburg, OH.

I watched a bunch of clips from wrestling matches that Bobby "The Brain" Heenan commentated. I haven't heard any other comics ever site him as an inspiration, but I would definitely credit him for helping me develop my personality. He was never afraid to make fun of himself in order to get a laugh from the audience. I love that quality!

Yesterday going into what is now today, I enjoyed a grilled chicken salad with honey mustard. Fat Free Ballpark franks (no buns) with low calorie Woeber's mustard, and more of that wonderful celery. For a desert, I had a couple bananas & blueberries (no sugar added), with sugar free cool whip. Exercise is going good. I'm about to hit the elliptical now.

Hoping everyone has a wonderful Saturday! Godspeed and God Bless!!

Forever In Christ,

Rich Jones
www.richjonescomedy.com

1 John 4:9 - “This is how God showed his love among us: He sent his one and only Son into the world that we might live through him.”

No Game Genie Necessary...

How is everyone? Feeling great here, and wanted to update everyone. Been reading a lot more books to stay health conscious. Yesterday was a great day for me. On the menu was Fat Free Ballpark franks, with low calorie mustard, celery (which I read in a magazine sends a natural pheromone through your sweat, that attracts women... fingers crossed), and a protein shake. Exercise is going well. The elliptical has been great. I haven't weighed myself in a while. Will start posting it soon.

In the comedy world, I've been getting some great shows as of late. I will be performing for Good Shepherd Catholic Montessori next month, for their Spring Gala, at the Anderson Center in Cincinnati, OH. Also doing a Laugh All Night Comedy Concert at Christ's Church at Mason, in Mason, OH. Just did a wonderful fundraiser for Pickerington High School North's Marching Band, in Pickerington, OH. I also had a great show last month at the Toledo Funny Bone, doing a feature spot with Comedian Jeff Jena. It was awesome because the place was sold out on Wednesday of all nights. If you would like to see some clips from the show, visit my youtube page, www.youtube.com/richjonescomedy Following the show, I was approached about having a regular monthly call-in spot on the Christian radio station that promoted the show. Things are going awesome!

The above picture is of me and my cousin, the first time I ever beat Super Mario Bros. 2. The reason I decided to post it, was at 12 years old, that was a really big accomplishment for me, because few of my friends had done it, especially without the Game Genie (which helps you cheat). So with that accomplishment completed, I know this challenge I'm currently on, will also be bested, especially with all the encouragement I've been getting.

Still waiting for the post-production to complete on my DVD taping from last October. Stay tuned, cause it will be awesome!

Thank you all for the honor of letting me keep you updated on my progress. Hope you have a blessed weekend, and an enjoyable one at that...

Forever In Christ,

Rich Jones
www.richjonescomedy.com

Proverbs 27:17 - "As iron sharpens iron, so one person sharpens another."

New Features To This Blog...

I've never actually taken a cooking class, but I do enjoy coming up with my own dishes, which usually involves walking up and down a few isles in Trader Joe's. Currently, I'm on phase one of the South Beach Diet. They say it's only supposed to be for 2 weeks before moving on to phase two, however, I've opted to stay on it longer, because the last time I introduced bread after being on phase one, I felt like a sumo wrestler just sat on my chest.



I recently performed for the first time at the Funny Bone in Toledo, OH. It was an awesome show! I was very happy with the response from my Popeye joke, which I've been working on forever. There are actually clips from the show in the videos on my website, www.richjonescomedy.com

In case some of you haven't noticed, I've totally changed the format of the Rich Jones Show on youtube. Before, I would do something I thought was funny, and then throw in some clips from some live shows, most of which got a good response. To be honest, I felt like it was hurting my chances of getting booked, because most people won't watch a youtube video if it's more than 2 minutes long. Mine were averaging about 5-6 minutes in length, and the intro took up about a minute, which is redonkulous... The new format is a 10 second intro (which includes someone introducing me, and a cool guitar riff.) If you get a chance, I hope you go and check it out. The 2 most recent clips are also on my website, www.richjonescomedy.com

Also, if you are interested in receiving my email newsletter, please send an email with your first and last name to thefunnies@richjonescomedy.com with SUBSCRIBE in the subject line. Don't worry, I won't give out your information.

I would like to share more videos in future blogs, because it let's you know more where I am, and even what else is going on. I'm still working on my book, by the way, and I'm even more motivated after reading a free eBook, by my good friend, Tim DeTellis. "The How Behind Your Dream." I encourage everyone to go to his site to download the book. It's been very helpful for me, and Tim is a great guy. The link for that is http://timdetellis.com/?page_id=656

Have a blessed Friday!!

Forever In Christ,

Rich Jones
www.richjonescomedy.com

1 John 4:4 - "You, dear children, are from God and have overcome them, because the One who is in you is greater than the one who is in the world."

Performing Tonight at the Toledo Funny Bone!!!

Got back from California in one piece, for all of you who haven't heard from me lately. I'm still on a crusade to find that healthy person who dwells within me. For Christmas, my Dad got me a Ninja Food Processor, which has been really awesome! Totally digging the protein shakes better made that way. I didn't go too crazy at the In-N-Out Burger, BTW...

Tonight I went to a Poetry Reading at Books & Company, and read two poems. One was actually a poem I wrote from a joke I do in my act. Will post the video in the next day or so to my facebook page. For those of you who haven't noticed, I've rechristened the Rich Jones Show. Basically, it's now just a cool intro from someone followed by 60-90 seconds of comedy from my live shows. I'm really excited about the new format, which I was inspired to do after hearing a session from Todd Hawkins at the Christian Comedy Association Conference.

Tonight, I'm doing a 20-25 spot at the Toledo, OH Funny Bone. Really looking forward to it, and hoping to get some awesome footage. This Saturday the Honky Tonk Man will be signing autographs in my town!! Excited about that, too.

Does anyone know a good website developer? I really want to re-do mine, but don't want to break the bank. I've lost count how many domains I've purchased. Speaking of which, this is a good time to announce a new project of mine. Some comedian friends and I will be putting together an event specifically designed for Church Singles' groups. The site still isn't up, but it will be called eHAHAmony... Stay tuned for more updates.

Thank you for this time to share with you about what's on my heart, and if you're near Toledo later today, come see me perform. It's an ALL clean show. Thank you and have a blessed mid-week!!

Forever In Christ,

Rich Jones
www.richjonescomedy.com

James 4:10 - “Humble yourselves before the Lord, and he will lift you up.”

California, Here I Come...

Somehow I survived subbing yesterday on 3 hours of sleep. Really, it's not like I actually had to teach anything. I'm supposed to be an authority figure, but somehow I have a feeling the students only see me as a hall pass ATM... Yeah, that's a new one. Tomorrow, I fly out to L.A.X. in California. Last time I was there, I flew into John Wayne, and got my picture with a statue of the Duke. The only bummer to going to L.A. is I'm only there till Wednesday, and some of my comedian friends who usually go are skipping out this one.

Nevertheless, I'm hitting the In-N-Out Burger for some protein wraps, if that's what they're called. I gotta get this secret menu thing down, so I don't look like a weirdo ordering at the counter. South Beach Diet phase one is going awesome for me. It's nice to not have cravings for sweets anymore. I actually had cravings the other night for them, but to counteract that, I made some Trader Joe's Black Mango Tea with Splenda. It worked out fine.

I will try to blog or at least update my facebook status while I'm away. Stay tuned for some interesting Rich Jones Show Episodes. Life is good... Thank you for your support!!

Forever In Christ,

Rich Jones
www.richjonescomedy.com

Acts 20:24
"However, I consider my life worth nothing to me; my only aim is to finish the race and complete the task the Lord Jesus has given me—the task of testifying to the good news of God’s grace."

So Far... So Good...

So far so good on the South Beach Diet... I've pretty much lost any cravings I had for sweets and various other foods that are fattening. I also got to hit the elliptical this week, which was amazing. It actually felt really good to go the distance on it. I have been a little under the weather lately, but I don't think it has anything to do with the change in eating.

It's been a long-time coming, and I'm anxious to go to the In-N-Out Burger this coming week when I'm out in L.A. I'm actually going to try the protein wrap, which I've never had. From what I hear, they wrap the burger in lettuce, and exclude the bun. It sounds like a great idea, especially for anyone who's on the South Beach or Atkins Diet. Personally, I've never tried Atkins, but my sister did. She lost a lot of weight, but as soon as she re-introduced carbs to her diet, it all came back.

Going to cut this entry short, because I have to be up in 4 hours to get ready to substitute teach again. Thank you all and have a wonderful weekend!! Will try to update everyone when I'm in L.A. Godspeed...

Forever In Christ,

Rich Jones
www.richjonescomedy.com

Ephesians 5:1-2 “Follow God’s example, therefore, as dearly loved children and walk in the way of love, just as Christ loved us and gave himself up for us as a fragrant offering and sacrifice to God.”

Tomorrow...

I must admit, I thought about putting off blogging until late tomorrow (technically today), until I came across a marvelous quote from Abraham Lincoln. "You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow, by evading it today." Such strong words from one of our greatest presidents of all-time. I must admit, like Nicholas Cage's character Ben Gates from the movie National Treasure, I've always loved Lincoln as well. Imagine the amount of stress he had to cope with during such a time as the American Civil War. While families were divided against one another, and he had the weight of a nation bearing down on his responsibility to lead. It would've been interesting to see how our nation would've turned out if he was never assassinated. After surviving the war, and leadership he gave, I would've expected him to be an even greater leader, whose potential to accomplish great things had not even begun to be untapped.

The truth is we don't have tomorrow. We only have today. Often over-stated is this idea that tomorrow doesn't exist. I still have a hard time believing it's 2011. Where does the time go? It definitely went by slower when I was a kid, but I've also found that it took longer to get places back then as well. That probably has something to do with the fact that my mom was driving, and to my disadvantage there are times I have a lead-foot. It's not too bad anymore though.

I just finished reading the book by Bret "The Hitman" Hart. It was great in the sense that he presents himself as a human being, finite in every way. I had grown up painting a picture of his life as a super hero fighting off the bad guys that lurked in the wrestling arenas everywhere, but to see him open up the aspects of his real-life bearing it for the whole world to see was an eye-opener.

Gonna read some other cool books I recently bought. While I had to track it down in the children's section, it's definitely long enough, and captivating for those of all ages to read, but I recently purchased "The Never Ending Story" by Michael Ende. Of course I've seen two of the many movies based off the book, but what's interesting for me is to read the book by the original author, and it helps me appreciate the true creativity behind the actual story. It's really hard for me to get into a movie/book that's not by the original author. Even unrelated sequels bother me, because I feel as though the one telling the story stole the idea from the original author.

School is back in session. Hopefully I get some subbing gigs soon. Also I stayed true to eating healthy yesterday. Looking forward to doing the same today, and implementing more exercise. Thanks a bunch for all the encouragement! Don't let life get you down!

Forever In Christ,

Rich Jones
www.richjonescomedy.com

Micah 6:8 - “He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the LORD require of you? To act justly and to love mercy and to walk humbly with your God.”

Forgiveness...

I vaguely remember writing yesterday's blog. It kind of makes sense, and in a lot of ways it seems very anti-climatic for me. I think I was exhausted from the lack of sleep I acquired as a result of New Year's Eve, which I really did nothing exciting. The most exciting thing I did today, aside from going to Trader Joe's, was I did happen to break out the Slap Chop I bought at CVS from last summer. That dude is so creepy. Especially, if you actually listen to what he says on the commercials.

"Linguine, Martini, Bikini..."

Maybe, I'm a novice, but I don't any those will achieve the best results if placed in the Slap Chop. Have no idea how he did it, but it doesn't clean up nearly as well as he makes it look on television. There's no sense in putting it in the dishwasher either, because there's a spring on the handle, which would most likely rust, or wear out. As stated earlier on my Twitter, I finally used the Slap Chop, and my life is even more boring...

On the positive note, I did venture out today to Trader Joe's. In my opinion, they have one of the best atmospheres I've ever seen as far as customer service friendly employees, and cleanliness for any grocery store I've ever seen, not to mention affordable prices. Mahi Mahi, which is probably my all-time favorite fish to grill is only $5 per pound there, compared to $13 per pound at Dorothy Lane Market.

Not sure if I even touched on it yesterday, but I started phase one of the South Beach Diet yesterday. So far, it's gone very well. I've been on it previously, and cravings for sweets always go away after about the 4th or 5th day on it.

Amazingly enough, I've been reading a lot more as of late. It's almost a total one-eighty, especially since the last time I walked out of Half-Price Books, I purchased more books than movies, which I'm officially up to 2,044 DVD's in my movie collection. We're talking store bought, ones as well. If I wasn't buying them used, trust me, I wouldn't have that many. I only mentioned the number, because a lot of my friends keep asking me.

Back to reading, I'm currently finishing up Bret "The Hitman" Hart's autobiography about his real life in the cartoon world of professional wrestling. It's definitely a great read, especially for any pro-wrestling fan. The one amazing thing about it, is they published it before he actually buried the hatchet with fellow professional wrestler, Shawn Michaels. If you don't know, they disliked each other in real-life for a number of years. There was a lot of professional animosity, between the two. Bret Hart swore he would never forgive Shawn Michaels for backstabbing him on his way out of the WWF in 1997. He also said he would never work for the WWF, now known as the WWE ever again. In an amazing turn of events, last year on January 4th, 2010, his music hit the arena speakers as he walked to the wrestling ring as a special guest host for WWE Monday Night Raw. His first words on the live microphone were "Well, I guess Hell froze over..." Then he called for Shawn Michaels to come to the ring. It was so surreal, as they actually talked it out, and after burying the hatchet, embraced in a hug. Who says you can't learn any life-lessons from professional wrestling???

A favorite quote of mine I posted on Facebook about a week ago was in fact on the issue of Forgiveness. C.S. Lewis is amazing! I still need to see the latest Narnia flick, but he once said "
We all agree that forgiveness is a beautiful idea until we have to practice it." How true it rings out...

Thank you again for all the encouragement to continue this journey. Hope you all have a blessed new year, and forgive those who have disappointed you, as you would have them forgive you. God Bless, and stay tuned for news about my upcoming trip to California...

Peace Out...

Rich Jones
www.richjonescomedy.com

Luke 6:37 - “Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven.

An New Year... A New Day... A New Life...

You heard it here, and the subject states. After a long period of time spend loathing in self-pity, and coming full-circle, it's time to move forward. The holidays are the perfect excuse to justify eating in abundance. I didn't say it was good excuse, but it's certainly one that become to common and cliche' for our society.

Today, like any day from here on out becomes a reason to be better. As my Mom is so fond of pointing out, a situation can either make you bitter or better. So which is the one you should seek? No brainer, there for sure. Food and living lethargic has become too much of a norm in our society. I don't want to be another statistic. More importantly, I want to personally thank everyone for their support, despite my weakness in not continuing to blog on a more consistent basis, and failure to rely more on God and less on indulging.

With a number of side-projects, and the continuing journey as a comedian, would like to announce some big things coming up. In a week, I will be flying out to Los Angeles for some comedy related work, and the Christian Comedy Association's annual conference. Still awaiting the release of my DVD project with Thor Ramsey from last October, which will be top notch. Will announce here when it become available for purchase on my website. Stay tuned.

Thank you again, and God bless!

Rich Jones
www.richjonescomedy.com

Psalm 90:12 - “Teach us to number our days, that we may gain a heart of wisdom.”