So it's Day Eleven now. Today, I had some interesting observations that I threw out on Facebook. Perhaps, I'll get more comedy out of them for my act. One idea for a joke was that we could fix our economy by franchising swear jars across America. I got the idea for that one, because I ended up substitute teaching today, and I saw a jar on the teacher's desk. At first, I thought it said it was to help cure cancer, but upon further observation, it was a swear jar. I've heard of them, but never actually saw one.
I'm proud to admit I abstained from one of my all-time favorite fatty foods today... Penn Station Freshcut Fries!!! I must admit, I've actually ordered two large one for myself before. Considering they only taste good for about 30-45 minutes after they're made, that meant I had little time to stuff my face, and feel like there was another World War which took place in my stomach. I'm not so sure if I buy the Taco Bell Drive-Thru Diet, but I did enjoy a fresca bean burrito, which was way more satisfying then all the grease that fries are cooked in.
I haven't weighed myself in a few days, but I know I've lost at least five pounds. So far, I haven't introduced as much exercise into my new lifestyle because it was hard enough getting used to eating differently. However, tomorrow my world will change drastically. I'm officially starting the P90X!!!
If you think you hear a lark singing in the morning, it'll probably just be me weezing afterwards...
Thank you for all your encouragement!! I'm confident!!
1 Corinthians 9:24 - "Do you not know that in a race all the runners run, but only one gets the prize? Run in such a way as to get the prize."
ABIDING,
Rich Jones
www.richjonescomedy.com
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